Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.
  • My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.
  • New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.
  • I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.
  • I support robot taxis. How else are robots supposed to get around?
  • Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?