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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can pi…

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can pi…

Commentary:
"Imagine the satisfaction of causing traffic jams and slow commutes in your afterlife as a rebellious speed bump! 😈🚗 Just make sure to bring your 'Slow Down' sign to complete the look! 😂 #SpeedBumpRevenge"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, back, bump, death, die, humor, i, joke, people, pissing, pissing off, reincarnation, speed, speed bump, want on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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