When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.” Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost. Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car. You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.” Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.
