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Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

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Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Live now on Telegram:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Spotted on Messenger:

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Live now on YouTube:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Going viral on Telegram:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

Making waves on Facebook:

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Live now on WhatsApp:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Freshly posted on Threads:

In Russia, the cold complains about you.

When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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71 shares on Reddit this month:

The night is dark and full of terrors. My day is long and full of meetings. Same thing.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

61 shares on Messenger this month:

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

23 shares on Slack this month:

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

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“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

That boring, introverted life you’re living has probably protected you from a lot of harm and bad experiences.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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Just landed via Threads:

Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

Going viral on Twitch:

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

Just shared via Reddit:

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Live now on Telegram:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Just shared via Messenger:

Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Spotted on WeChat:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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