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After my funeral, I want one of my friends to take my phone and text everyone, “Thanks for coming.”

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

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I’m writing a fairytale about a printer that just works.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.