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Brains, heart, and good vibes? Talk about the ultimate triple threat! 💡❤️😎
Funny personality traits quotes
Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.
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Balancing between candle-lit dinners for one and launching a space mission to find someone who likes quiet… 🚀🍷😂
Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.
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When your playlist takes you from spa day to a full moon werewolf rave 🌕🎶🐺
The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”
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"Isn't it adorable how one hand just decided it's the sidekick instead of the superhero? 😂✋🦸♂️"
One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.
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That’s called karma in high heels and a tiara 👠👑😂