When it gets past my bedtime, I get so scared. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've got a bedtime boogeyman π±π #SleepyScaries π΄π» Related funny posts π€ I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story? If your kids arenβt drinking enough water, tell them itβs bedtime. Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm. Happy return of βyes of course itβs bedtime, see how dark it is outsideβ to all parents who celebrate. Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.