Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's some serious commitment to the art of posting! πͺπ Related funny posts π€ If you see my account doing wild or out-of-character things, no worries. Itβs not me, I routinely rent it out as an Airbnb. The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight. It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser. Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon? Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.