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76 Funny prank quotes

Funny prank quotes 😂 are the secret sauce to tickling your funny bone and adding a sprinkle of mischief to your day! Whether you’re plotting a friendly joke or just need a giggle 🤭, these witty words will have you chuckling in no time. Perfect for sharing with your partners-in-crime or just enjoying a solo laugh, these quotes bring the giggles without any of the guilt. Dive into a world where humor meets harmless hijinks! 🎉

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Posted onMay 27, 2026

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Giving out false information so I know who the leak is.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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