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76 Funny prank quotes

Funny prank quotes 😂 are the secret sauce to tickling your funny bone and adding a sprinkle of mischief to your day! Whether you’re plotting a friendly joke or just need a giggle 🤭, these witty words will have you chuckling in no time. Perfect for sharing with your partners-in-crime or just enjoying a solo laugh, these quotes bring the giggles without any of the guilt. Dive into a world where humor meets harmless hijinks! 🎉

Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Putting a blanket over my boss so he thinks it’s night time and goes to sleep.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Confuse your doctor by putting on rubber gloves while he does.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I have my own hand stamper at home so my coworkers will think I went someplace fun the night before.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me, and then leave.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Posted onMar 31, 2026

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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