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Plot twist: I turned public transport into a crime scene investigation! 🔍🚂📚🤣
78 Funny prank quotes
That time I pulled up 123Movies to watch a movie on my phone and woke up with scheduled porn notifications on my Calendar app for the next 3 years.
Commentary:
Sounds like your phone decided to have its own "adult education" curriculum 📅🍿🔞😂
Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.
Commentary:
Remind me to invite you to my next pizza party, but I'll stick to local deliveries! 🍕😂🚚
I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.
Commentary:
Just call me the world's sneakiest skating rink manager! 😄⛸️❄️
Please don’t invite me over if you have a leather chair that’s already peeling. I will peel it some more when you’re not looking.
Commentary:
Peel the chair like a banana when no one's watching! 🍌👀✨
Life hack: You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday.
Commentary:
When you upgrade your couch to a luxury suite with just one forgotten date! 🛋️➡️🛏️😅
If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
Commentary:
Oh yeah, my "job" is definitely a "real" career… so I'm doing just "great" 😂✌️
Bartender asked me to give his place a one-star Google review to keep the vibe lowkey. Insane method.
Commentary:
Keeping the five-star fun on the down low, one "meh" at a time. 🥴🌟📉🍻
Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.
Commentary:
Guess who just turned the family feast into a game of "Who's Secretly Swiping?" 😂📱🔍
I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
Commentary:
Looks like you took team bonding to a whole new level 🌿😂🚬