Whenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhenever I’m willing to sell my soul, there’s usually food involved. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor. I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones. Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.