Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.
  • Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?
  • If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.
  • For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.
  • The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.
  • Mount Rushmore would be way more American if all the presidents were eating.