Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

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You can add “cha cha cha” to any sentence you want without explaining yourself. Nobody really appreciates this.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

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I’m only dead on the outside.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.