Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Surround yourself with chatty friends, and suddenly you're nominated for 'Best Listener' award! ππ£οΈ #TalkLessListenMore" Related Funny Posts π€ Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck. I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun. I talk to myself mostly because I am an excellent listener. I’m not addicted to Twitter. Iβm just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say. Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.