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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

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Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.