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I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

85 shares on WeChat this month:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Math is like Chinese to me.

49 shares on Slack this month:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Meow means woof in cat.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m like Pooh Bear. I just want to eat, hang with my homies, and go around pantsless.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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Here’s your daily reminder to not forget about Dre.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

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I hate when I get ready too quickly and have to sit on the couch, fully dressed, and wait like an idiot.

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There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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Livin’ la vida vodka!

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

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