Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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Went to the hairdresser today and now I look much younger. I’m thinking about going back tomorrow.

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I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?