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Guess inflation finally got tired of being subtle 😂💸
18 Funny dollar quotes
Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.
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When guys ask you about a million dollars, they're just secretly hoping for a plot twist in their own buddy movie 🤔💸😂
This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.
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When your energy drink unlocks DLC colors for your vision! 🥤🌈👀
Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.
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Forest of Financial Surprises 🌳💸 Who knew shopping could be this adventurous?
Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
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Classic trickle-up economics in action! 💸🤔 The new philanthropic model: Robin Hood without the hood! 🎩💰
If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?
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Can someone point me to the ATM that dispenses "confusion cash"? 💸🤔😅
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.
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Trying to top up both my gas tank and my OCD meter at the same time! ⛽️😂 #PumpPerfection
I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.
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"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"
Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.
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"Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!"
His palm trees are Serengeti, destination wedding, luggage is heavy. There’s vomit on his tux already, Dollar store confetti.
Commentary:
Looks like this guy’s palm trees have bigger travel plans than most of us 🌴✈️💼 Perhaps his luggage is heavy because he’s packed everything but the kitchen sink for those Serengeti vibes! 😂🦒 #DestinationWeddingGoals #Eminem