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Why do we keep those boxes? Are we secretly hoping to use them as tiny condos for our chargers? 📦📱😂
60 Funny came quotes
Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?
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Holding onto boxes like we're preparing for the World's Slowest Moving Challenge 📦😂 #BoxCollectorsUnited
One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.
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Looks like my sanity joined a rock band and is on tour 🚬🎸🤪
After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.
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Ah, the irresistible call of comfy sweatpants and unlimited snacks 😂🍕🔕
I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.
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Guess they thought they were financing a miracle instead of my wallet! 💸🪄😂
That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.
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Mind soup alert! Somebody's been overcooking their thoughts again! 🧐🤯🍲
My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.
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Who needs a GPS when you've got a toddler with 20/20 vision? 😂👓🦁
Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?
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Fashionably late to the office—because clocks are just a suggestion! ⏰😅✌️
I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
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Spreading awkwardness like confetti at a party! 🎉🤦♂️🕺
I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.
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Just waiting for my personal misting service to start—fresh and fabulous hour by hour! 🌞💦🥒