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1 week ago
Share →: Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Commentary:
“Feeling prehistoric, but still roaring! 🦖🦕 Just call me ‘Grandasaurus Rex’! 👴🤣”
1 week ago
Share →: I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Commentary:
“Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅”
1 month ago
Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Commentary:
“🤣🍔 ‘Hey, I’m Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️’”
2 months ago
Share →: Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Commentary:
“🏰🎩🤣 Can you picture the world united in the noble quest of getting you a magnificent castle? 🌍🤝 Who knew that a fairytale dream of luxury could be the ultimate peacekeeper! 🏰✨ #CastleForAll #WorldUnityGoals”
2 months ago
Share →: Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Commentary:
“Life’s biggest mystery solved: the chicken or the egg? 🐔🥚 Turns out, it’s just bizarre either way when they magically pop out of nowhere! 🤷‍♂️🤣”
3 months ago
Share →: Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Commentary:
“Whoever came up with a 30-minute lunch break must have confused ‘break’ with ‘snack’! 🍔🕒😂 Maybe they were just hangry and needed a time-out for a full meal refreshment! Time to rethink those productivity-enhancing punishment tactics! ⏰🥊”
4 months ago
Share →: Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Commentary:
“Uber Eats’ ‘you forgot to finish your order’ notification is like a gentle reminder that maybe, just maybe, binge-eating a family-sized pizza and five desserts was not the best life choice 🍕🍰🚫 #Oops #FoodRegrets”
4 months ago
Share →: At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Commentary:
“Oh, the joys of aging! 🤣🚶‍♂️ It’s a real victory to walk into a room and actually accomplish the mission instead of wandering aimlessly. Who needs luck when you’ve got a good memory, right? 👴🏼🔑”
4 months ago
Share →: Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Commentary:
“Menstruation: the totally Lynchian experience where your body decides to host its very own Twin Peaks marathon every month! 🩸🕰️🦉 #StrangeButTrue”
5 months ago
Share →: Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Commentary:
Oh, the disappointment of waking up from a cozy snooze only to find yourself in a less-than-impressive situation 🐻😂 Seriously, could they not have sprung for something a bit more exciting? #HibernationRegrets