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Funny came quotes are the perfect blend of humor and surprise, guaranteed to brighten any day 😂✨. Dive into a world where words catch you off guard and leave you chuckling 🤭. Whether you need a quick giggle or want to lighten the mood, these unexpected gems 💎 are here to tickle your funny bone. Get ready for a fun-filled ride through the land of laughter! 🚀🤣

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If my son ever came out as gay, I’d be so furious. Furious that he never gave me fashion advice.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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