Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.
  • Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!
  • If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.
  • Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.
  • Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.
  • I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.