Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

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“Whoever named them ‘fitting rooms’ clearly hasn’t experienced the struggle of trying on clothes that refuse to cooperate! 🙄 Maybe we should rename them ‘misfitting rooms’ or ‘hopes-and-squeezes’ instead! 😂🛍️ #FashionFails”

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