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I had too much to think last night.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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This Monday has Monday written all over it.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they turn a spoon the wrong way under running water.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

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Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

I had too much to think last night.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

I have a complicated relationship with push/pull doors.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt.

Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Who called it a deep freeze instead of ice-o-lation?

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