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What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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“Autophagy” would be a beautiful name for a girl.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.