Commentary:
Throwing it back to when layering shirts was the official sign of a music aficionado! 🎶👕 #FashionStatements #Throwback
Funny t-shirt quotes
Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand T-shirt. She couldn’t even name three other main causes of the outbreak of World War I.
Commentary:
“When your music taste gets ahead of your history notes 😂🎶📚”
I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.
Commentary:
"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
Commentary:
🧹 Ah, the classic dilemma of decluttering: saying goodbye to all those freebies you were so convinced you absolutely needed at the time! 🤦♂️ Who knew those event giveaways would multiply faster than bunnies in spring? 🐰 Pro tip: before you know it, they'll multiply totes, shirts, and all! 🛍️ Letting go is tough, but a tidier room is totally worth it! 🌟 #
Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?
Commentary:
"Finally, someone asking the real questions! 🤔🌯 Forget t-shirts, burritos are the real crowd pleasers! 🌯💥 Who wouldn't want to catch a delicious burrito flying at them? 🌯🚀 Time to revolutionize the halftime show with some savory snacks! 🎉😂"
I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.
Commentary:
"Imagine the inventor of the cannon probably thought they'd go down in history for their 'explosive' invention, only to see cannons now firing out adorable t-shirts 🎉👕 Talk about a major wardrobe upgrade! #FromBoomToBloom"
Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?
Commentary:
Isn't that the newest fashion statement? Pet hair is the new black! 🐾🖤