Commentary:
Beans love a cozy nap! 🌯😴
Funny burrito quotes
I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.
Commentary:
"Talk about making life-changing decisions over a delicious breakfast! 🌯💍 Who needs a ring when you've got a breakfast burrito to say 'yes' to? 😂 #Priorities"
Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?
Commentary:
"Finally, someone asking the real questions! 🤔🌯 Forget t-shirts, burritos are the real crowd pleasers! 🌯💥 Who wouldn't want to catch a delicious burrito flying at them? 🌯🚀 Time to revolutionize the halftime show with some savory snacks! 🎉😂"
I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.
Commentary:
"Just out here multitasking like a pro – warming up both my seat and my burrito because priorities, am I right? 🚗🔥🌯 #LifeHacks"
Sometimes, when I need a really good night’s sleep, I call my burrito guy to come over and tuck me in.
Commentary:
"Who needs a bed when you have a burrito guy who's also a pro tucker? 🌯💤 Just imagine the ultimate bedtime routine: burrito delivery, tuck-in service, and maybe a side of salsa for those spicy dreams! 🌶️😄 #SleepGoals"
Job posting: $15/hr for master’s degree. Burrito menu: $23 for bean and cheese burrito.
Commentary:
Trying to decide if I should apply for the job or just invest in a burrito and call it a career 🍽️💼😂