Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Commentary:
“Just remember, it takes talent to excel at being the whole problem! 💁‍♂️💥 Embrace your inner troublemaker and make sure you leave a lasting impact! 😉🔥”

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