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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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"Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cry, expression, humor, money, sentiment, tear, wish on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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