Why can’t I cry money instead of tears? Commentary:"Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it. Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle. I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.