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"Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!"

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor’s house that no one likes.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

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An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

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The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

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A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

23 shares on X this month:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

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Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Happiness is an inside job.

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I used to have a great future in my past.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

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Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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