Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Why can't I cry money instead of tears?

Commentary:
“Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it’s nature’s way of telling us that money just can’t buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!”

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