Why can’t I cry money instead of tears? Posted on5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it. Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.