Why can’t I cry money instead of tears? Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhy can’t I cry money instead of tears? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it. Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle. Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. We decided to have money instead of children.