Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.
  • The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.
  • Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.
  • I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.
  • Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?
  • Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.