Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.