Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncom… Commentary:"Ah yes, the age-old mystery of why complimenting someone can sometimes feel like diffusing a bomb 🎩🤷♂️ Can't we all just keep it simple and classy, gentlemen? 💁♀️💬" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me. I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore. Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive… Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken. Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
