Why have abs when you can have kebabs? Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs washboard abs when you can have a belly full of delicious kebabs? 🍢🤤 Embrace the joys of kebabs over the pain of crunches! #KebabsOverAbs" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Waffles are just pancakes with abs. People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results. If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake. I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.