Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!
  • I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.
  • Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!
  • Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.
  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.
  • My problem areas are my upper arms and earth.