Why have abs when you can have kebabs? Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Why have abs when you can have kebabs? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity? I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea. I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.