Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Why isn't there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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Well, imagine a world where you could get rid of excess pounds simply by shooing away a mosquito – talk about a weight loss hack worth buzzing about! 🦟💪 Don’t worry though, knowing mosquitoes, they’d probably just end up sucking the joy out of dessert instead. #MosquitoDietGoals 🍰😂🔥

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