Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew downward dog could be rocking out to some old school beats? 🧘♂️💃 Break it down, yoga style! 🎵 #YogaBreakdanceRevolution" Related funny posts 🤝 My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich. My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position. I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog. People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.