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90% of debugging is just realizing your own stupidity in slow motion.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Tai Chi is so crazy because it’s like throwing a slow motion tantrum.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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