You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.) Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like it's time to upgrade our diets to include a bit more 'richness'! 💰🍽️ Who knew cannibalism could be so trendy? ✨ #EatTheRich" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach. I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.