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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

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Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

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I hate to break it to you, guys, but my husband says you’re not real. He just called you my imaginary friends.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

21 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

Kinda miss being a child and wondering why the moon follows me.

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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Tom and Jerry fooled me into thinking dogs bullied cats when it’s the opposite in reality.

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Salary week, but salary weak.

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No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

Making waves on Discord:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Live now on Instagram:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.

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