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"Looks like it's time to upgrade our diets to include a bit more 'richness'! 💰🍽️ Who knew cannibalism could be so trendy? ✨ #EatTheRich"

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

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I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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“Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

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In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

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WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.

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You can do laundry every day and still be behind on laundry.

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I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

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Overthinkaholic!

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Shouldn’t it have been called the ‘not answering machine’?

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Keep the laugh going 😂

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

I’m sorry I bit your hand when you reached for my popcorn.

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

When I get bored on a Zoom meeting, I put a cursor under the speaker’s nose to make it look like they have a booger.

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