You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Lettuce rethink salad norms—toss in whatever; it’s a leafy affair gone rogue! 🥗🤪 Related funny posts 🤝 At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it. Just had a salad but it didn’t make me laugh like women in stock photos. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.