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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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"Skipping work is the ultimate cheat code for having a great day! 🎮 Who needs coffee when you have the power of 'out-of-office' bliss? ☕️😎 Just remember to use your time off wisely… or at least post some cute pet pics to keep up appearances! 🐾👀 #WorkSmirk"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, bad day, day, going, humor, not going, office, procrastination, work on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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