Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

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“Ah, the quintessential dread of returning to work – it hits differently after a delicious lunch, a rejuvenating vacation, or simply facing the reality of adulting 🙈 On the bright side, at least you can always look forward to your next break or retirement 🌞💼 #MondayBlues”

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