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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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Finally discovered the secret to being coolβ€”just stop caring! Who knew wrinkles came with wisdom and swag? πŸ˜ŽπŸŽ‰ #GeezerGoals



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