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Finally, a place where 'explaining my 2-year gap' means 'recovering from my ex-job'! 😅📉✨
28 Funny called quotes
Every man who’s called me crazy has also called me again later.
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Looks like being labeled "crazy" is just my charm spell in disguise! 📞😄💫
Soup is called that because when you eat it, you’re so up.
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This must be why I always lift off my chair in delight after a bowl! 🍜🚀😁
Farted in yoga, and the instructor called it a powerful release.
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When your yoga class turns into an unexpected guided meditation on gas relief 🧘♂️💨😂
It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.
Commentary:
Sounds like the only thing signing on is my patience! 😂🔑🔄
Kinda psycho that there’s a clothing brand called “Banana Republic.”
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Thinking of trading my wardrobe for a bunch of bananas and a tiny island because apparently, that's a fashion statement now 😂🍌🏝️
What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?
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When your brain's paranoia is actually just psychic ability 😂🔮🧠
A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.
Commentary:
Sounds like my wallet is the true victim of identity theft! 🎰💸😅
He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.
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James Cameron: the only guy who sleeps with the lights on because he can't turn the camera off! 🎥😆
It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.
Commentary:
Sounds like it's time for a three-course cardboard meal! 🥊📦😄