You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.