You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?