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You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Commentary:
"Who says you need to be crazy to be friends with me? 🤪 I mean, I also train people, so there's that bonus skill set you get to enjoy! 💪😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged crazy, friends, friendship, humor, i, me, people, train on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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