You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Surviving Dostoevsky should count as cardio! ššŖš Related funny posts š¤ Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts. Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person. Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio. The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them. He said he thinks Iām resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.