14 funny survive quotes - Wordgag

A little 9-5 with a little fraud on the side is the only way you gone survive in this world.

May 19, 2026

You don’t read Dostoevsky. You survive him.

Apr 1, 2026

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

Apr 1, 2026

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Mar 31, 2026

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Mar 31, 2026

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

Mar 30, 2026

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

Mar 28, 2026

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

Mar 27, 2026

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Mar 27, 2026

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Mar 27, 2026

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Mar 26, 2026

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Mar 25, 2026