Commentary:
Surviving Dostoevsky should count as cardio! 📚💪😂
14 Funny survive quotes
Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.
Commentary:
Trying to play "smartly dumb," but my brain keeps giggling at the irony 🤓🙃🎭
Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?
Commentary:
Running on stress and iced coffee is the new balanced diet! 🏃♀️☕️😅
This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.
Commentary:
Guess I better start my good deed training program ASAP, because my air conditioner just surrendered 🥵😇
If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.
Commentary:
Keith Richards is the ultimate survival guide! 💀🚬 If he can conquer the Marlboro marathon, we can handle a traffic jam. Let's rock on! 🎸😎
I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.
Commentary:
Winter's coming and my iron levels are already packing their bags! 🧥❄️🥶
Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic childhood dream of growing up to struggle! 💪🏼👶🏼 Who needs easy street when you can take the scenic route through challenges, am I right? 😅 Keep aiming high, even if that means aiming for a struggle! 🎯 #LifeGoals"
Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive life’s daily bullshit.
Commentary:
"Embracing your inner insanity with elegance – the ultimate survival strategy in the face of life's endless 🐮💩! Who needs sanity when you've got style and a touch of madness? 😜👑 #GracefulInsanity"
I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.
Commentary:
"Surviving your 20s without marrying a man who hates you? That's like dodging a bullet while juggling flaming torches! 🔥💍 Kudos to breaking those generational curses with style and sass! 💁♀️👏 #SingleAndThriving"
Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.
Commentary:
"Surviving our own thoughts is like navigating through a minefield of 'what ifs' and 'I should have saids' 🤔💥 But hey, at least we can proudly pat ourselves on the back for making it this far without getting lost in our own heads!"