You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the thermometer and my brain are in perfect synch! 🥶🧠 Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature. Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more. I need a massage for my brain. I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag. I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.