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You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

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I guess that makes me fashionably late—time definitely lost my RSVP! ⏳😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ago, ancient, exaggeration, humor, love, me, promise, relationship, time on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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