Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.
  • My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.
  • We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.
  • Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.
  • Coffee is just goth water.
  • Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.