Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Addicted to bad posture. Omggg, why is it so comfortable to give yourself scoliosis?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Laugh all you want. My Encyclopedia Britannica set will never require WiFi.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Channeling my inner forest ghost: hauntingly fabulous and slightly lost.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Feb 3, 2026

3,295

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Instagram:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Just shared via Facebook:

My boyfriend invited the neighbors over for dinner, “sometime,” so now we have to move.

Shared recently on Messenger:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

Trending via Snapchat:

Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

Just shared via Threads:

Falling off academically is worse than a heartbreak.

Seen just now on Discord:

I think I just hit a Labubu with my car.

Trending via X:

Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

Live now on Reddit:

Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

Seen just now on Discord:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

5 days ago

Witty and playful quote about feeling creatively unskilled or goofy.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
"Ah, the artistic masterpiece reminiscent of a left-handed doodle 🎨🤪! It's like abstract art meets chaos theory 🌀. Who knew creativity could be so liberating and confusing at the same time? Bravo for embracing the unconventional, darling! 👏😜"

appearance, art, drawing, funny appearance, hand, humor, i, insult, left, left hand, self-deprecation

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Abandoned amusement parks are so creepy. It’s no wonder they were abandoned.

96 shares on Threads this month:

That awkward moment when someone keeps watching you while you are eating.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ve disappointed better people.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

52 shares on Twitch this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

22 shares on Discord this month:

I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

24 shares on Instagram this month:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Trending Topics 📁

Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

“Fox Mulder” is an aggressively sexy name.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,318

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Just landed via Snapchat:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Is it fall yet? I really can’t suck my stomach in much longer.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Spotted on X:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

Trending via X:

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Just shared via WeChat:

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴