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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I have no beef with vegetarians.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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Trending via Pinterest:

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

Just shared via Instagram:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Trending via TikTok:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Breaking via Messenger:

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Spotted on Twitch:

How is it still this week?

Just shared via Telegram:

Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

You look like something I drew with my left hand.

4 weeks ago

Witty and playful quote about feeling creatively unskilled or goofy.

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"Ah, the artistic masterpiece reminiscent of a left-handed doodle 🎨🤪! It's like abstract art meets chaos theory 🌀. Who knew creativity could be so liberating and confusing at the same time? Bravo for embracing the unconventional, darling! 👏😜"

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76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

61 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

67 shares on Discord this month:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

10 shares on Snapchat this month:

It took me 5 minutes to do something I’ve been stressing about for 6 months. I will learn nothing from this.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Once again I feel like I slept in a washing machine.

73 shares on Threads this month:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

30 shares on Slack this month:

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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Why do babies cry when they are tired? Like, just go to sleep, bro, no one is stopping you.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Making waves on Facebook:

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

Just landed via Telegram:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Shared recently on Slack:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

Making waves on Messenger:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Making waves on Messenger:

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

Breaking via Facebook:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Seen just now on X:

I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

Going viral on TikTok:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

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