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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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"Ah, the artistic masterpiece reminiscent of a left-handed doodle ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿคช! It's like abstract art meets chaos theory ๐ŸŒ€. Who knew creativity could be so liberating and confusing at the same time? Bravo for embracing the unconventional, darling! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜œ"



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