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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

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Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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2 months ago

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62 shares on WeChat this month:

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

52 shares on Slack this month:

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

31 shares on Pinterest this month:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

38 shares on Slack this month:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

65 shares on Twitch this month:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

30 shares on Discord this month:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

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Going viral on WeChat:

Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Making waves on Telegram:

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Breaking via Instagram:

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Trending via Discord:

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

Spreading quickly via X:

Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

Going viral on Pinterest:

This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

Spotted on WeChat:

“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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