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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

6 months ago

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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

2 months ago

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Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

2 days ago

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

2 months ago

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If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

2 months ago

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68 shares on Discord this month:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

18 shares on Threads this month:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

54 shares on Slack this month:

People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

54 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

85 shares on TikTok this month:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

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Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

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Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”

Making waves on WeChat:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Trending via Messenger:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

Making waves on Slack:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Going bananas on Discord:

Why waste words or gestures when a raised eyebrow is enough to make a statement?

Just landed via Instagram:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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