Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

…and so ends another week of me not becoming unexpectedly rich.