You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.” For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me. Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you. When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.