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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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I was disappointed to learn today that my request for a sabbatical was rejected. Apparently that’s “not how marriage works.”

44 shares on Discord this month:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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It’s not the destination that matters. It’s the snacks you eat on the way.

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Please have a seat and witness my self-destruction firsthand.

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“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

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My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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Got possessed by a demon once, and everyone was like, “OMG, did you do something with your hair?”

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Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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