You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween. Commentary:"Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it. On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last. August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody. Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.