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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

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I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

77 shares on Threads this month:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

You’re so productive for your wage.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

98 shares on Messenger this month:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

87 shares on Threads this month:

Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

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I’ve had enough. I’m ready to spend an eternity in the arms of my lover.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Elevators frighten me. I take steps to avoid them.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Money doesn’t impress me. Giving it to me does.

Going viral on Reddit:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

screenshotting people’s close friends and posting it directly to my own story.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Seen just now on Discord:

I bet it feels so good for a cat to headbutt someone they adore.

Breaking via Instagram:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

Just landed via Reddit:

Serious replies to silly posts are now illegal. Go talk to your wife.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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