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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Has anyone ever considered that Dr. Pepper could be a gynecologist?

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.