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Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.