Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail. Posted on20 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Your honor, my client kindly requests to opt out of the exclusive 'Jail Experience' program. They prefer the deluxe 'Freedom Package' with a side of innocence 🕶️🔓😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake. When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project. Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone. Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday. The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.