Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail. Commentary:"Your honor, my client kindly requests to opt out of the exclusive 'Jail Experience' program. They prefer the deluxe 'Freedom Package' with a side of innocence 🕶️🔓😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake. Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone. Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time. Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.
