Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.
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"Your honor, my client kindly requests to opt out of the exclusive 'Jail Experience' program. They prefer the deluxe 'Freedom Package' with a side of innocence 🕶️🔓😄"

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