Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.
  • I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.
  • The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.
  • At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.
  • Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.
  • IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”