Does your blood pump that way just for me? Commentary:"Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money. How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night. I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere. You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood. I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.