Does your blood pump that way just for me? Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Of course! My heart's a DJ, and it's playing your theme song! 🎶❤️😂" Related funny posts 🤝 Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying. It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do! Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score. Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out. When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.