You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess it's time to face the music 🎶… and maybe pick up some kale while I'm at it! 🥬😂" Related funny posts 🤝 Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs. Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine. Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear? Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts. The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.