In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"That's what happens when Netflix runs out of episodes! π€·ββοΈπΊπ" Related funny posts π€ It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep. In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised. You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, βwow, I better write my will.β My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.