Your soulmate wouldn’t do you like that, by the way. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a soulmate audition is in order! Who passed the vibe check? ππβ¨ Related funny posts π€ I think my soulmate might be carbs. I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. God, Iβm not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number? Iβll find a cell mate before Iβll ever find a soulmate. Maybe your soulmateβs just late, like, wildly behind schedule.