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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.