Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Hope it doesn't start browsing for better travel partners! π§³πβοΈ Related funny posts π Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am. My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help. Please respond to my telepathic messages. Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo. As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.