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91 Funny text quotes

Funny text quotes 😄 are the splash of humor your day needs! Whether you’re looking to spice up your social media posts, add a giggle to your group chats, or just want a quick laugh 😂, these witty gems are perfect. They bring a smile to your face and make any conversation brighter, turning mundane moments into bursts of laughter 🤣. Dive into the world of hilarity and spread joy with every text!

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Posted onMay 23, 2026

A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

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