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Liking my own texts during an argument: because sometimes, you just have to be your own biggest fan! 😂👍💬
92 Funny text quotes
Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.
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Sending this text is like mixing both astrology and strategy into a single message—call it "ex-ceptional planning" 🤔🎂💌
I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.
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Guess the only thing ghosting harder than my phone battery is you! 👻📱😂
Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.
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Girlfriend magic: You text, and boom! They actually reply—who knew sorcery was so romantic? 📱💬✨
Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..
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He’ll yeah, autocorrect has a mind of its own! 🤖😂
Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.
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Hope it doesn't start browsing for better travel partners! 🧳😂✈️
You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.
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Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕
I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.
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Trying to balance texting them and maintaining my dignity like a cat walking on a tightrope 😂📱🎪
Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.
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Oops, my screen froze in panic mode, now my phone needs therapy! 📱😂💆♀️
Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.
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When imagination turns into a soap opera! 📱🎭💭