“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.