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  • Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.
  • Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.
  • About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.
  • One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.
  • I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
  • A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.