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I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

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“You look tired!” Bro, I want to stop existing.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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Always tell people different stories about yourself, so when they talk about you, they’ll argue.