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When the highlight of your day is finding the perfect nap position ☕😴 #50sLife
14 Funny hangover quotes
Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.
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Sounds like the kind of hangover that could make coffee delivery seem like an Olympic sport! 🚴♂️🥯☕️
It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.
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Sounds like a great way to dodge house chores the next day! 🍷🤢🛌
Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.
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When even your mornings are doing a stand-up routine 🤣☕😴
Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.
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When Tuesday hits harder than a weekend bender 🥴🍕💤
My bathroom mirror after a long party weekend: “Girl, those vitamins can’t help you now.”
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"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who needs a week to recover from it all? 🙈😂 #VitaminsCanOnlyDoSoMuch"
If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.
Commentary:
Looks like karma caught up with your beer choices! 🍻🔮 Next time, make sure you only drink with pure intentions and a clear karmic slate. Cheers to good beer and better karma! 🍺✨ #KarmaBrews
Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.
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"Who needs shots when you've got binge-watching skills sharp enough to leave your brain feeling fuzzy the next morning? 🍹😜📺 #NetflixNights #HangoverHeroes"
Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'this will be the hangover to end all hangovers' declaration. 🍾💥 Let's see if this lesson actually sticks… or if it's just an excuse for more fun next weekend! 🤪🎉"
I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.
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"Well, at least you'll have cozy feet to comfort you in your mid-life crisis 😄🧦 #SocksOverStress #RetailTherapy"